BOOK OF GAF

1. 1. 1. 1. Angel – a messenger from God In the beginning was the voice
        
        And it was the voice that spoke the word.
        And the voice that spoke the word was that of a gluon from the planet Gluo.
        
        And the word that was spoken with the voice of the gluon from Gluo was GAF!
        and it was Good!
        
        – So sayeth Raji
        
        Gluons are the glue of the universe that holds everything together. The strong force of the universe that holds quarks together to form protons and neutrons.
        
        How many angels can dance on the head of a pin? Just as many demons as can swim in a drop of Tabasco.
        
        The voice of the conscience. The inner voice of consciousness – awareness of the universe to determine action to promote survival.
        
        Messages get altered through intermediaries.
        Don’t kill the messenger!

3 ARISTOCRACY

Said the Queen from her elegant bed

Upon hearing the people weren’t fed

“If they can’t dine on steak,

then let them eat cake!”

Said the people “Let’s off with her head!”

2 Animal

2 ANIMAL

A right is an entitlement.

Entitlement is ownership of property.

Animals cannot own property.

Hence, no animal rights.

In the beginning was the voice and it was the voice that spoke the word

In the beginning was the Voice

And it was the Voice that spoke the Word.

And the Voice that spoke the Word was that of

a Gluon from the planet Gluo.

And the Word that was spoken with the Voice

of the Gluon from Gluo was GAF!

And it was good!

– so sayeth Raji

Thinker